What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
The Loan Ranger.
Why are fish such good architects?
How did the toad die?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What do jokesters study in college?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
How long will dinner be?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?