What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Napoleon Bunnyparte!
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What famous scientist will try anything?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What is a king's favorite weather?
Why do cows make great bakers?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?