What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Napoleon Bunnyparte!
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Why was the broom late for school?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What do naked fish play with?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?