What's a cat's favorite song?
Three Blind Mice!
Which celebrity always frowns?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What do cows like to dance to?
What do cows say on NYE?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?