Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Lake Eerie.
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What is the color of the wind?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What did the salad say to its dad?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?