What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Win-ter.
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Why are grandkids so great?
What do you give a sick lemon?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?