What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Win-ter.
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
How much money does a skunk have?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?