What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Win-ter.
What's the opposite of irony?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What are you studying in math?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Where do stars go to college?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Which insect makes the best father?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?