What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk.
What car can't keep a secret?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What does a dog say before eating?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What do you call octopus twins?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
How does NASA organize a company party?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Why are winter days great?
What animal always goes to heaven?