What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk.
What's a bat's favorite game?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
How do you make antifreeze?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?