What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk.
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
How do you get straight A's?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What do you call a pig thief?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?