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It's a system of checks and balances!
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What kind of bow can't be tied?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What time of day was Adam created?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
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What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?