What's a goose's favorite book?
Moby Duck.
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What animal makes the best pizza dough?