What's a goose's favorite book?
Moby Duck.
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What is the smallest lion?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?