What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Ragdolls.
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?