What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Ragdolls.
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What do you say to a really good barista?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?