Where does a pianist go on vacation?
The Florida Keys.
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What season begins with a thud?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?