Where does a pianist go on vacation?
The Florida Keys.
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Which plant has the best roar?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?