Where does a pianist go on vacation?
The Florida Keys.
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What's a horse's favorite car?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Why are frogs always happy?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?