Where does a pianist go on vacation?
The Florida Keys.
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Where do goldfish go camping?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Why did the echo get detention?
What do you call an arctic cow?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Why did the mirror cross the road?