Which insect makes the best father?
Daddy long legs.
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What vegetables make the best music?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What do math teachers eat?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
How do automobiles fly?
Why are winter days great?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?