Which insect makes the best father?
Daddy long legs.
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What do you call stolen cheese?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Why did the cat start laughing?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?