Which insect makes the best father?
Daddy long legs.
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What's the most determined bird?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?