What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Cat's Cradle!
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Why are ghosts always single?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
How do you get straight A's?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Why did the cat start laughing?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?