What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Cat's Cradle!
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Why are trees always so positive?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Do dads always snore?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?