What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Cat's Cradle!
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What's the friendliest pen?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Where do hamsters come from?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?