Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Because he has four rabbits' feet.
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What do you call a famous turtle?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Where do termites go camping?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What day is your mom always right?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?