Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Because he has four rabbits' feet.
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?