What's the opposite of irony?
Wrinkly.
What did summer say to spring?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Where do chips wear socks?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?