What's the opposite of irony?
Wrinkly.
What does a female lion call her mate?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
How do fireflies start a race?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
Why did the turkey join the band?