What's the opposite of irony?
Wrinkly.
What kind of store would a dog own?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What fish only swims at night?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What did the sick chicken say?
Which animal should never work for the government?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What is the strongest animal?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?