Where do stars go to college?
Universe-ity.
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Why is winter considered holy?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What famous scientist will try anything?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What's a father's favorite flower?