Where do stars go to college?
Universe-ity.
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Why are turtles so shy?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
How can you make 7 even?
What food is a man's best friend?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What day do hands always go to church?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?