Where do stars go to college?
Universe-ity.
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What do you find at the end of everything?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Why was the dog so popular?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Where do horses reside?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?