What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
They're put on house arrest.
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?