What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
They're put on house arrest.
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Why was the dog overweight?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?