What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
They're put on house arrest.
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
A book just fell on my head.
What's a doll's favorite car?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What birds always travel in twos?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?