What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Parcel-y.
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Where do ants go to eat?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What is the loneliest cheese?