What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Parcel-y.
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?