What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Parcel-y.
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?