What's a horse's favorite car?
A Mustang.
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What game do cows play at parties?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?