What's a horse's favorite car?
A Mustang.
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What did one plate say to the other?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Why is summer always sad?