What did the shower say to the toilet?
You look a bit flushed.
Why are turtles so shy?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Shoutout to my grandma!
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
When should you start writing a book?