What did the shower say to the toilet?
You look a bit flushed.
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Why is the beach so confident?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What event do spiders love to attend?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?