How do you raise a baby elephant?
With a forklift truck.
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What insect runs away from everything?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Did you know about April 1st?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?