How do you raise a baby elephant?
With a forklift truck.
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?