How do you raise a baby elephant?
With a forklift truck.
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
How do fleas travel?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Surprise!!!!
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?