Why did the Uber driver get fired?
The passengers kept reporting him for going the extra mile.
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Why do rhinos charge?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Which bug is related to you?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Why did the echo get detention?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?