Why did the Uber driver get fired?
The passengers kept reporting him for going the extra mile.
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What horn never makes a sound?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What's the noisiest food?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?