Why did the Uber driver get fired?
The passengers kept reporting him for going the extra mile.
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What do you call a small mom?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
A book just fell on my head.
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What's the noisiest food?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?