Which insect always signs up for marching band?
A horn-et!
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Where do horses reside?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Why was the bee sad?
What do insects learn at school?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Why is money so stubborn?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?