Which insect always signs up for marching band?
A horn-et!
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What bird is always sad?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Where do kittens go to school?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Why do cows wear bells?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
How does a cow do math?