Which insect always signs up for marching band?
A horn-et!
How do you spot a modern spider?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What birds always travel in twos?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?