What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
They go on peck-nics.
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?