What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
They go on peck-nics.
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
How is cat food sold?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What do you give a sick pig?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
How can you farm during the winter?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?