What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
They go on peck-nics.
What is the most adorable season?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?