Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Yeah, it was a cereal killer.
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Why are grandkids so great?
What do you call two birds in love?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Why are ghosts always single?
How long will dinner be?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What day is your mom always right?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?