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She Needed Her Balance Checked!
That bird won't stop squawking.
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
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Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Which insect makes the best father?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What instrument did the door play in the band?