What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
A puddle.
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
Which dogs love to study science?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
How do you grill cheese?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Why are all priests fit?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?