What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
A puddle.
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?