What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
A puddle.
What country has the most fish?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What bird helps you stay dry?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What is a horse's favorite sport?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What's a bat's favorite game?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Are baby skunks cute?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?