What snacks always have the best tan?
SunChips®.
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
When do astronauts eat?
How much does freedom weigh?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Why do bees buzz?
What car always breaks the rules?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Why is sand so optimistic?
How do you get straight A's?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?