What snacks always have the best tan?
SunChips®.
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
When does a horse talk?
Which plant has the best roar?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Why do some people love eating snails?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
How much money does a skunk have?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?