What snacks always have the best tan?
SunChips®.
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What nationality are most fish?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What game do bats excel at?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
How was the wedding?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Why is sand so optimistic?