What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
A penguin tuxedo.
Where do surfers go to school?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What season begins with a thud?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Where do horses reside?
What animal loves Indian food?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
I'm not a bad putter.
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?