What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
A penguin tuxedo.
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Why do cows wear bells?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
Why are fish such good architects?
Which elf is the best singer?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Which animal will never go bald?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?