What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Bernadette.
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What type of car do planets buy?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What do you call octopus twins?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?