What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Bernadette.
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Where do ants go to eat?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
How do football players deal with their problems?