How do you make a Kleenex dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?