How do you make a Kleenex dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What is a cow's dream job?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Which state is the cleanest?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
How do you measure a millennial?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What bird helps you stay dry?