How do you make a Kleenex dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What did March say to the madness?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What name sounds like the past tense?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What British bugs are the best singers?