How do you make a Kleenex dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What style of music weighs the most?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
How do you organize a space party?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?