What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
The Flash!
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What's the most masculine animal?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?