What game does chlorine never lose?
Pool.
What kind of store would a dog own?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
How do frogs get to work?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What's the loudest sport?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?