What game does chlorine never lose?
Pool.
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
How do frogs get to work?
What's the most determined bird?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?