Why do runners watch so much TV?
They love movie marathons.
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What do you give a sick pig?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What are you studying in math?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Bears love exotic cars.
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What bird helps you stay dry?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?