Why do runners watch so much TV?
They love movie marathons.
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
How do you compliment a cat?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What's the noisiest food?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
How much does freedom weigh?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Where is the coldest place to work?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What's the richest basketball team?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?