Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
He's a great sturgeon.
Where do ships always get stuck?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?