Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
He's a great sturgeon.
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Why did electricity win the race?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What is the wealthiest fish?