Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
Robin.
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
How do amoebas make calls?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?