Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
Robin.
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What school subject really rocks?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
How much money does a skunk have?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What condiment has wings?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?