Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Because they didn't read the Apple terms and conditions.
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Where do polar bears vote?
What's a horse's favorite car?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?