Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Because they didn't read the Apple terms and conditions.
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
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Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What makes music in your hair?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
How did the toad die?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?