Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Because they didn't read the Apple terms and conditions.
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What game do mice love to play?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What British bugs are the best singers?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Why was the tire self-conscious?