Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Stop imagining.
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?