What part of a fish is the most musical?
The scales.
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What tree has the most bark?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Who invented fractions?
What's a cat's favorite song?