What part of a fish is the most musical?
The scales.
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Why do two skunks argue?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What do you call hiking college students?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?