Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
They know all about bullseyes.
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?