Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
They know all about bullseyes.
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What game do cows play at parties?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What does a lion call an antelope?