Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
They know all about bullseyes.
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What event do spiders love to attend?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?