Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
They know all about bullseyes.
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Which president loved to take baths?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?