Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
He just couldn't see himself doing it.
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What do you call a sad latte?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?