Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
He just couldn't see himself doing it.
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Which bug is related to you?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What did autumn say to summer?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?