Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
He just couldn't see himself doing it.
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Why do math teachers love March?
Where do kittens go to school?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What type of pasta helps you relax?