Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
He just couldn't see himself doing it.
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What is a king's favorite weather?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Where does breakfast live?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?