Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Because getting a kid to behave is like pulling teeth.
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
How do football players deal with their problems?