Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Because getting a kid to behave is like pulling teeth.
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?