Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Because getting a kid to behave is like pulling teeth.
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What game does chlorine never lose?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Where does a camper keep his money?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
If you need help building an ark...
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What bee is good for your health?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What is a table you can eat?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What's good for both poker and theater?