Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
A craw-dad.
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
When do astronauts eat?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?