Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
A craw-dad.
Why do legumes gossip so much?
When do cows get tired?
What do you call a pig thief?
Why was the dog overweight?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What color are all the books in the library?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What kind of books do boats write?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?