What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Kitty litter.
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Why do cats give such great massages?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?