What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Kitty litter.
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What birds make average students?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Why was the cat so small?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?