What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Kitty litter.
How do you wash a lamb?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Which elf is the best singer?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Where do cows go for lunch?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.