Where do mice leave their boats?
At the hickory dickory dock.
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Which musician loves to make chili?
How do you get kids to do something?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
