Where do mice leave their boats?
At the hickory dickory dock.
What do fish do at parades?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Why is money so stubborn?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What do you call a sad latte?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?