Where do mice leave their boats?
At the hickory dickory dock.
What country has the most fish?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What do you call a silly hill?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What is an archer's favorite store?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Where does the president keep his razor?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?