Where do mice leave their boats?
At the hickory dickory dock.
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What do you call a pile of cats?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What insect runs away from everything?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What's the holiest insect?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Which cats love to be petted?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
How is cat food sold?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?