What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Pears!
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What's a bat's favorite game?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Which is the worst season?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
How do you talk to a giant?
Which insect is the smartest?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?