What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Pears!
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What animal likes to party the most?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What are baby potatoes called?
I broke my finger!
What's a father's favorite flower?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Which big cat loves to drive?