Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Because he was a big believer of lawn and order.
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What day do hands always go to church?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What game do cows play at parties?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?