Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Because he was a big believer of lawn and order.
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Can February March?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?