Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Because he was a big believer of lawn and order.
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What says: oom oom oom?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?