What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Duck duck goose!
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Why was the fish so smart?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What do you call bears with no ears?
Which elf is the best singer?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?