Why are baseball games at night?
The bats sleep during the day.
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What's the loudest sport?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
How do bears keep cool?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Where do milkshakes come from?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Which relative loves rice?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Why did the border collie get a raise?