Why are baseball games at night?
The bats sleep during the day.
Why was the dog overweight?
What kind of ant is good at math?
How much money does a skunk have?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What do jokesters study in college?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
How long will dinner be?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?