Which animal is the most religious?
A chip-monk!
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Where would you find an elephant?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?