What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
The Exterminator.
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Can February March?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Which is the worst season?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What is a cow's dream job?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?