What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
The Exterminator.
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Which big cat never tells the truth?