What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
The Exterminator.
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Why was the horse so happy?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?