What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
The Exterminator.
Why are stones so good at music?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What style of music weighs the most?
How do amoebas make calls?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?