Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
It was apri-caught stealing.
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
Why are turtles so shy?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
Why was the dog overweight?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Why are trees always so positive?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What's a forklift?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Why are billionaires such good parents?