Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
It was apri-caught stealing.
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
How do horses navigate at night?