Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
It was apri-caught stealing.
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
How does the moon cut her hair?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What's the friendliest national park?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?